Social Tips for Introverts: Part II: Youths

Hello fellow introverts! Do you ever find yourself in a situation where you are the oldest person around? Do you ever find yourself surrounded by scary teenagers and you’re expected to *shudder* socialize with them? Not hip with the lingo? Don’t know what to talk about with these darn Gen Z’ers?

I have a solution for you!

Ask the youths: What would you do in the event of an apocalypse?

It’s nearly fool proof. Here’s why:

  1. Because it’s a hypothetical situation, everyone can contribute. There’s little concern of one kid dominating the conversation. And if you can take the time to listen to each kid, everyone will feel included.
  2. These kids have grown up with doomsday stories. It’s such a part of the collective culture of young people that they have a whole arsenal of ideas to incorporate into their hypothetical plans.
  3. You don’t have to do the talking.

It seriously hasn’t failed me yet.

Forced to socialize with younger relatives at family gatherings? Talk about the apocalypse! Roped into helping with a church youth event? Ask if they have a plan for a zombie invasion! Want to avoid talking about mortgages with the real adults? Hang out with the youths and fear no more.

And have a plan in mind. Just in case.

Social Tips for Introverts: Part II: Youths